The Sexy Collection – Luxuriously Green

 

Bamboo T-shirts are ultra envion chic.

Imagine looking smooth

Smelling smooth

With your clothes being breathless,

leaving even your environment being satisfied.

A t-shirt has never been sexier.

Check out this article on “Why Bamboo“

Environmentally Sexy

~Madam Lux

“Everything that is new or uncommon raises a pleasure in the imagination, because it fills the soul with an agreeable surprise, gratifies its curiosity, and gives it an idea of which it was not before possessed.” ~Joseph Addison

 ta·boo 

Variant(s):

also ta·bu  \tə-ˈbü, ta-\

Function:

adjective

Etymology:

Tongan tabu

Date:

1777

1: forbidden to profane use or contact because of what are held to be dangerous supernatural powers2 a: banned on grounds of morality or taste <the subject is taboo> b: banned as constituting a risk <the area beyond is taboo, still alive with explosives — Robert Leckie>

Why does “sex” or being “sexy” have to be so raunchy. Why is it so taboo to talk about the one thing that everybody does?

I pose this question to whoever reads this damn thing.

Why is “sex” so taboo?

Talk to me, sexies

~Madamlux

Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant. ~Jim Cole

Now, I will start this post off by saying, I am not pregnant nor have I ever been pregnant. I have had the pleasure of being very close with a few pregnant women in my life. I have seen child birth and I have changed diapers and baby-sat so I think I have a bit of authority on the subject. Ladies, you can be pregnant and still look and feel sexy. From my experience around women with child, there has been exposure to some pretty heavy complaining.

“I feel too fat.”

“My ankles are swollen.”

“I haven’t had a pedicure or manicure.”

“I just FEEL like I look like a slob.”

 With all these horrible affirmations, I would think you would feel pretty un-sexy.

Let’s get things straight. You are creating a LIFE. You are taking a lump of goo and a egg the size of a sand granule and baking a person from scratch. Without any magic dust or special potion (well, depending on the conception party there may have been special potion) This is a big deal. If that is not sexy, I don’t know what is. I think you are the beautiful ladies you were before but with more hormones. Which means stronger sex drives and bigger boobs. i.e. Win Win

Here are a few sites where you can find some preggers lingerie to get that mommy mojo fired up.

  

www.bellydancematernity.com

Also, check out

   

http://www.euphoriamaternity.com/mali.html

Always remember, if you hit them up, tell them where you heard it from. I mean it’s only fair with all the fun you’ll be having with this new lingerie.

Have a baby, Be Sexy. The American Way.

~ MadamLux

The Sexy Collection

Most Sexiest Disney Panties

Originally posted on Boing Boing by Cory Doctorow

“Today in my ongoing series of photos from my travels: these pirate Disney panties on sale in a Shanghai street-market that seem to have been designed by someone who wishes to invoke fair use by emblazoning them with PARODY DESIGN.” ~ Cory

Staying Disney Sexy

~Madam Lux

“Let me fix you a Martini that’s pure magic. It may not make life’s problems disappear, but it’ll certainly reduce their size.” ~ Dean Martin & Frank Sinatra

I love martinis! I mean who doesn’t, lol. I recently visited the best place for martinis, Lola’s in West Hollywood, CA.

Yahoo! Education defines a martini quite simply…

mar·ti·ni  (mär-tn)  

NOUN:
pl. mar·ti·nis

A cocktail made of gin or vodka and dry vermouth.

If this is the definition of a martini then Lola’s in West Hollywood has redefined this classic drink. My love for martinis stems from the ability to have them in so many designs. Artistically, martinis are so diverse. No matter what flavor, color or name you have had the pleasure of enjoying, there is always another way to have it out there.

I must admit for a Friday night, the restaurant was not in the least bit crowded. I expected the usual for Hollywood, long lines, crowded lobby with the scantly clad hostesses (usually with too much makeup and too little air to breathe in tight black shirts). This was not the case at allwith Lola’s. Of course, we were in a private party, (as only the luxurious do) so upon entering the Spanish themed restaurant’s heavy vintage wooden door we were whisked away to a curtained off section near a fabulous window lined indoor veranda.

                                                            

O.k. so… on to the martinis. I tried Bust my Effen Cherry first. This is a cherry flavored martini that tastes along the lines of cranberry, cherry and pomegranate juice mixed together. You notice I never mentioned anything about the taste of alcohol, that because I didn’t taste any. If you love berry juice you will love this drink because it was delicious. But if you are drinking to get tore up, this one is not for you.

For dinner I had the Santa Fe Salad, which was excellent by the way. Grilled lime marinated chicken, black beans, roasted corn, Monterey Jack Cheese, tomatoes all served in a Tostada shell with cilantro vinaigrette dressing. Light, yet filling. This salad was very tasty.

Any who back to the drinks. . . I moved on to The Thin White Duke. This is was a twist on the White Chocolate Martini where Vanilla Vodka is added with the Chocolate liqueur to mix and give the taste of a vanilla cupcake and a tall glass of chocolate milk. Yummo!

Other loved drinks around the table: Cantelope Martini (“Very Melon-y”, said a friend), Red Caramel Apple (Just like a now and later candy), The Original Green Apple Martini (my hubby had this one, he said it’s the best he’s ever tasted. The bartender’s specialty and what they are famous for @ Lola’s), Lemon Drop, pictured above, (didn’t hear much about this one, but how can you mess up a lemon drop?)   

Another favorite of the night was The Star Fu*ker, picture left,… Red Bull and Vodka with sprinkled with sexy. The final crowd pleasure was Le Cirque De Soleil Martini w/ Ocean’s 11 edible flowers. This was the combination of two fabulous martinis that only a drunk person can ask for, but i will say it was the most beautiful and incredible martini I have ever had and TRUST I have had my fair share of martinis. I have included pictures below. If you love martinis, this is the place. Remember, if you go, mention my blog, then maybe next time I go I can get the hook-up. lol

The Crowned Queen, 

Le Cirque De Soleil w/ Ocean’s 11 edible flowers. 

Go There. Get Drunk, Get Sexy.

~MadamLux

welcome welcome welcome

Things are about to get exciting. This is the first blog I have ever done. The first time to tell how I truly feel about love, sex and relationships to all that choose to hear, well in this case read. 

“What?” ~ Madam Lux

“But I want to put that I’m new, how else will my readers know where I’m coming from” ~ Madam Lux

“Putting that your new to blogging is like walking in the club for the first time when you turn 21 and saying, ‘Hey everybody, I’m new to the club. What’s up? I mean you have to fake it till you make it.” ~ Mr. Lux  

“Look when you start your half of the site, you say what you want. I’m going to say what i want on mine.” ~ Madam Lux

Sorry, my husband just interrupted me. He does that alot. Actually, this is what this blog will be about more than anything. Intimacy. Whether you are married, dating, bisexual, gay or lesbian there is some point of intimacy in the relationships you are dealing with. The balance between getting what you need, getting what you want and feeling what you need to feel. This is spiritual, mental & physical on every level. We want to help you experience life. Because we know too many people that don’t. It doesn’t matter how or why you got in your relationship but how you enjoy it while your in it. We aim to give you the tools to help you enjoy it. So enjoy, and get sexy and stay luxurious.